Who’s a good baby amphibian? Is it you? Is it you? It is AK-Xolotl: the AK-47 wielding, you guessed it, axolotl baby raising simulator! Are reptiles different than amphibians? Is it worth sacrificing your children for permenant meta-progression unlocks? These are the kinds of questions all new parents need to answer at some point in their quest to take down Cthulhu-like monstrosities and heavy metal kittens. What other podcast will go into depth on axolotl biology while also talking about the intracacies of the Sten 9×19mm? Who’s a good submachine gun? Is it you? Is it you?

• 1:14 - Game stats
• 3:04 - One sentence description
• 4:27 - Comparison to Enter the Gungeon and twin-stick shooters
• 7:23 - Core criticism: lack of meaningful variety and randomization
• 9:53 - Opening cutscene confusion and narrative issues
• 13:47 - Baby management simulator vs shooting mechanics discussion
• 18:16 - Weapon unlock system and meta progression problems
• 21:48 - Baby care mini-game criticism and design flaws
• 26:25 - Kickstarter campaign and missing promised features analysis
• 32:27 - Quality vs quantity problems and Early Access comparison
• 36:08 - Controller issues and key binding problems
• 42:04 - Easy mode discussion and accessibility features
• 55:28 - Rankings and final thoughts
• 1:01:30 - Similar games

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Intro music: Charles Mingus - II B.S.*

Outro music: AK-xolotl - Hell’O Kitty